2009
02.28

In the midst of the worst real estate crisis in the history of real estate crisis’s, my mother sold her house.  She will soon be able to split the last asset her and my step father held jointly, give him his half and move on with her life.

Now, some people may be saddened byt he idea that the house they grew up in has been sold.  Not I.  Personally, I cant think of a single happy memory in that house.  I hated it.  The worst years of my life were spent there,(and yes, the years I spent married to my ex wife were not as bad).   The worst of my teen years, the ones where I was most frequently bullied and picked on were spent there.   My highschool years were spent there.  My early 20s till I moved out.   They all happened in that house.  

But can I really blame the house?  Not really.  But that doesnt change the human impulse to do so.   We associate the place with the pain because sometimes its easier than to blame the individuals involved, particularly if some of them are still a part of your life.    

Thinking about it now, there were not only bad things that happened there.  Because of the houses proximity to a certain ‘transformational’ figure, my life changed course.  I was introduced to the only outlet that got me through all those dark years – music.   The only good memories I have of those years were because I had that light to follow.  

But the negatives did certainly outweigh the goods.  I can think of a good day I had in highschool.   Both at home and in school itself I was in constant hell.  Constantly tortured by my classmates for being things I was not, while at home I was pressured because I was not achieving what I could.  They all fit together though.  By my senior year, all I wanted was out.  I didnt really care about what GPA I had when did.  Its not like they gave time off for good behavior.   If they had, I would have graduated after sophomore year,  with the only double diget GPA in history..

But this was the source of all the conflict.   The torture in the hallways translated to poor performance in the classroom which brought it all home.  I didnt have friends, and it felt like my family was giving up on me being anything other than an underachiever.  My sister and I, 7 years apart, had almost nothing in common in those years.  Though I feel that my failures may have resulted in her being put under even greater pressure (both from my parents and herself) to ‘not be like her brother’.  

After highschool, I tried community college.  I was so tired of school, though, that I really didnt want anything to do with it.  I wanted to work. I wanted to make some money so I could get out of that house, get out of that town, and perhaps set myself on course for some kind of living.  I never finished at ECC, and I still regret that.  Its still a source of great feelings of failure in my life.  Maybe someday Ill finish.  I doubt it. 

But back to the house.  So now that I think this through,  I guess I cannot blame the house.  The disfunction of my family and my own social issues made that place into my personal embodiement of ‘the dark place’.    But it will be gone, soon.  I hope the next family is able to actually feel it to be a home, the way I never did.  Maybe now we can lift the curse.

2009
02.27

Pretty slick..slick

Through the magic of Wordpress, I have now imported all my old blogger crap into wordpress.  So blogger can truely go to hell..

 

Likeing this wordpress thing.  No wonder I have been selling clients on it for all thise years….

2009
02.27

In an ongoing effort to consolidate my digital life, I have killed my old LJ and blogger blogs.  This is the place to go if you want info.  I need to hook this up to my Facebook account (if thats possible)  but that shouldnt take long.  

The purpose of this blog, if you have just found it, is basically my own entertainment.  I blog here because, like many of my generation, I am filled with a sense of digital self importance.  People care what I do.  Really.  Honestly.  They want to know what I think about things and everyone just adores reading about my ongoing quest to build the perfect studio,  and my impending fatherhood.  They love it how I dont care if there are cuss words in there RSS feeds (FUCK NO!! TELL ME IT AINT SO!!!) and showing up on their face books status.  Follow my twitter.  You know you want to.

Anyway, Ive got some noise to make and some customizations to make to the (rather lame) current layout.  Need to find a theme that doesnt suck.  This is particularly difficult, as the 5 WP themes that dont suck are on every WP blog.  And I suck at CSS.   And blogging for that matter.

2009
02.27

death to blogger…

Moving to my own wordpress instance, and this blog will basically become yet another corpse on my long list of corpseblogs.  

http://www.noisetheorem.com.  See you there bitches. 
2009
02.24

Pick one

For my live rig. Secondary keyboard primarily focused on weirdness
and aggression!

Choices:
Mono evolver keyboard
Waldorf blofeld keys

Go. Give reasons. If niether, suggest alternatives.

2009
02.24

If you had to choose..

2009
02.21

Well that was fun..

Tonight my new band, Short To Ground, got to play our first (albeit
short) show in front of an actual live audience. It was my first time
on stage in 6 years.

God damn did it feel good. God damn.

After all that, I now need to reset. all that rocking out made me tired.

2009
02.09

—– Original Message —–

2009
02.06

Dear Chicago Tribune.

Maybe you, problem solvers, can solve this one.

A few weeks ago My wife cancelled our Tribune service. We don’t read
the paper anymore, prefering to get our news on the web and decided
that we just don’t need it and don’t want it.

Apparently, someone at the tribune thinks we made a very grave
mistake, and has taken it apon themselves to call and tell us about
it. Repeatedly. Every day and sometimes more than once a day. They
have called early on saturday mornings and right in the middle of
dinner.

I have tried to politely tell them “don’t call me again”. I have also
tried to rudely tell them to “leave me the bleep alone” (in the finest
illinois tradition). They do not listen, and they do not stop. I can
only assume that they feel that, if they call enough times, eventually
I will spontaneously see the error of my ways, declare my undeniable
love of paper media, and agree to a perpetual subscription to their
grand paper until I die.

I am writing to tell you that they are wrong. The phone calls must,
MUST stop. Please stop. Your upsetting me. Your upsetting my wife,
who is 5 months pregnant and your upsetting the dog (she gets scared
when I yell at the telemarketting zombies who frequently call). You
are giving me ulcers, and it is effecting my health. The only
positive that has come out of this, is that I now know firmly why it
is they often find stacks of old unread newspapers in the houses of
elderly who have passed on. They just didn’t have the energy to
fight.

Well, I do have the energy to fight, and I will fight in any way I
can. I am going to publish this everywhere. EVERYWHERE. I am
sending it as a letter to every other newspaper in the Chicago area,
CNN, MSNBC, and any other place I can find an e-mail address too. Like
you, I shall not stop. I shall contact the national do not call
registry and file a complaint because I *certainly* don’t want you
calling me.

Stop.

Sincerely and Truly NOT yours,
Tony & Angela Scharf